July 21, 2011

Well thats not disturbing at all.

Guess what Mitzy, I have been stalking you so closely that I know today is your birthday. I have been secret about it too, you have absolutely no idea who I am or where I live.
Ben Stevenson in west virginia

dear ben,
i'm so honored. i think. should i be?

July 19, 2011

From What is Wrong With You

Spider with lil' spidersImage by Family Oon via Flickr
Hi guys! A yound reader submitted me this story. Read and enjoy!

Once there was a stupid little dedicated spider. He decided to build a web.

A donkey came along. 

"Come, spider," he said. "Let's go frolicking." 

"No," said the stupid little spider. "I'm working on my web."

A hippopotamus came along.

"Come, spider," he said. "Let's go take some meth."

"No," said the stupid little spider. "I'm working on my web."

A fish came along.

"Come, spider," said the fish. "Let's go skydiving."

"No," said the stupid little spider. "I'm working on my web."

The fish, donkey, and hippopotamus felt like the stupid little spider was taking advantage of them.

So they devised a plan.

Finally, the stupid little spider finished his web. It was crummy and tiny and insects didn't get caught in it.

The stupid little spider said, "Oh well, I suppose I was wrong to take advantage of my friends. I'll go apologize."

The fish, hippopotamus, and donkey were waiting for him with flamethowers.

Then the stupid little spider got torched.

Then they torched his stupid little crummy dumb stupid spider house and all of his stupid little crummy dumb stupid personal belongings, and the police station just for good measure.

Let that be a lesson to you kids: don't trust fish.

The End

Look out next week for Chapter Two: The Stupid Little Spider's Revenge From Beyond the Grave!

July 7, 2011

Mitzy is Vacationing.

Mitzy will spend the next week on something frozen in Mongolia. There will be wifi, so still send questions!

- The Mitzy Manager

July 5, 2011


I have decided to use your blog as free advertising for my blog. The URL is http://name-not-shown.blogspot.com/

How are you still alive?

Wanted: Santa ClausImage by kevindooley via Flickr
Dear mitzy,
I think the Easter bunny is out to kill me. He put toxic chemicals in my basket. And he also put egg shaped nukes in my yard (which are about to simutaniously blow) how can I make sure Santa doesn't do this? (remember I still want to make the "nice" list)

- Blow-up in Belmead

Dear Blow-up,
Blow *him* up first

no comment.

I'm spazzzzzzzziiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggggg!!!!!!!

Hhhhhhheeeeeellllllpppppp me.

I also have the same question about bubbles.

-waiting in willowville

Dear waiting,
whats with the bubbles?

I'm changing that.

on the  bottom of your blog it says  "2010"  its 2011 why haven't you changed it 
 Luke sheldon mayor of Luketown lake

Dear Luke shel.. whatever,
because i like 2010 better! Yeah, that's why. Maybe.

Hibernation Awakened! (it rhymes, ok!)

burn alive......

ritual dance.......
ice cream.....


Mitzy has awakened from her spring hibernation! I'm now back on, and if there has been anything I missed, it will be answered now. Now here is a picture that came up on my "Zemanta Assistant" Media Gallery.

WASHINGTON - JUNE 18:  Sam Law digs into a bow...Image by Getty Images via @daylife

April 8, 2011


I narrowly avoided getting glasses today. Also, Ihave a question about bubbles.
Jugblin in Northern Norway 

Hello Jublin,
Good for you about the glasses. By the way, do you mean the kind on your head or the ones you drink from? What about the bubbles???

Are You Drunk?

Me is tito. Yu bee Mitzsyyy. Wy be GEorgege Busdh idjgit?)

Dear Anonymous,
Yes, I'm am Mitzy and you are... Tito? I think you asked why George Bush is an idjgit. I didn't know what idjit meant so I looked it up. It means A person with an intellectual barrier blocking them from obtaining average intelligence. So, I guess, to a certain extent.

March 30, 2011

I'm Not Good With Big Words :(

Do you share my opinion that hoarding money gives one long-term unsatisfaction and depression?
Des mois guy in Des Mois, Iowa 

Dear Des Mois Guy,
ehhhh... sure.

March 24, 2011

The Pen is Dead

What happens if you put a pen into a really high powered pencil sharpener that's electric
Dave guy in Goron

Dear Dave guy,
I haven't tried it, but (i think) it will blow up! Yay! Blowing up stuff is fun!


Mitzy has reached 100 posts! Comment on why the number 100 is awesome!!!

March 23, 2011

Yay!!! There Isn't Timeo On My Hands!

I sent you a question and you answered it a few hours later. You must have a lot of free timeo n your hands.
Hal 8999 in Oregon, de Portland.

Dear Hal 8999,
Yes, I do answer questions quickly. But I don't know what timeo is, whatever it is, it's not on my hands.

You Want Feedbacks?

Hi there blogger!
Just visited your "MitzyCares" blog and I was super impressed by its design and content. We started our site Lookville.com not too long ago. It's a place for people to have discussions, share tips, and ask questions about fashion. It's been going great so far and I would love to have you on it! check it out if you're interested:
And we would love to hear your feedbacks.
- Miranda B.
Dear Miranda B.,
I'm glad you're "super impressed" with my blog, but I really don't care about lookville.com. By the way, you will not be hearing my "feedbacks" anytime soon.
PS- you're email was in my junk inbox