August 26, 2010

Sleeping Dragons

are dragons going to kill me in the night!

THAT GUY


Dear THAT GUY,
Only if you sleep...
Mitzy

Ohh Bulldog...

dear mitzy,

I am the quarterback on the varsity football team and the toughest kid around! but the other guys on the team laugh at me because i sleep with a soothing shea butter on my feet with chenille socks to make them feel soft, warm, and fuzzy. I've tried cooking them on a grill, eating their pudding, and even stealing their teddy bear but nothing has worked!!! what should i do?
smiles and sunshine,
Bulldog

Dear bulldog,
get a life.
mitzy

August 1, 2010

Sleep With One Eye Open

Dear Mitzy,

My son read your blog, and is now deathly afraid that you will come in the night and kill him. Will you?

Concerned Guy. Maryland
 
Dear Concerned Guy,
Read the title.
- Mitzy