no comment.

I'm spazzzzzzzziiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggggg!!!!!!!

Hhhhhhheeeeeellllllpppppp me.

I also have the same question about bubbles.

-waiting in willowville





Dear waiting,
whats with the bubbles?
-mitzy

I'm changing that.

on the  bottom of your blog it says  "2010"  its 2011 why haven't you changed it 

           love,

 Luke sheldon mayor of Luketown lake

Dear Luke shel.. whatever,

because i like 2010 better! Yeah, that's why. Maybe.

-Mitzy

Yay!!! There Isn't Timeo On My Hands!

I sent you a question and you answered it a few hours later. You must have a lot of free timeo n your hands.

Hal 8999 in Oregon, de Portland.

Dear Hal 8999,

Yes, I do answer questions quickly. But I don't know what timeo is, whatever it is, it's not on my hands.

-Mitzy

Spanish is Old. Seychellois Creole is the New Fad!

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the spanish alphabet has changed    

nyay  waco, TX

Dear nyay,

What is the point of knowing spanish? I find knowing Seychellois Creole (look it up.) more useful to know.
-Mitzy

Ahhh.... Help!!!!

MESSAGE TO MITZY VIEWERS
**************************************************************************

Help! The squirrel with the bazooka has taken over my blog for using his photo!!!! He is randomly changing my backgrounds and he has held me hostage! If you see a squirrel with a weapon running around Times Square, contact the authorities immediately!
-Mitzy

 +  = TROUBLE

Do Llama's Really Like to Eat Gerbils?

Image by VIDYO via Flickr

What is this supposed to mean? I think it includes the symbolization of life and death, the creation of man and the fall down of us. Or maybe it simply means llama's like to eat gerbils. What do you think?

- Doris,
Perplexed in Pitsburgh

Dear Doris,
I have very deep feelings on this one too. It looks like someone is pouring water over a flower. I think it symbolizes, well nothing.

-Mitzy

I Shoot You

High, higher than the sun


You shoot me from a gun

I need you to elevate me here

At the corner of your lips

As the orbit of your hips

Eclipse

You elevate my soul



I've got no self control

Been living like a mole now

Going down, excavation

I lie in the sky

You make me feel like I can fly

So high

El-Elevation



A star

Lit up like a cigar

Strung out like a guitar

Maybe you can educate my mind



Explain all these controls

Can't sing but I've got soul

The goal is elevation



A mole

Digging in a hole

Digging up my soul now

Going down, excavation



I and I in the sky

You make me feel like I can fly

So high

Elevation



Love

Lift me up from out of these blues

Won't you tell me something true

I believe in you



A mole

Diggin' in a hole

Diggin' up my soul now

Going down, excavation



I lie in the sky

You make me feel like I can fly

So high

El-Elevation



Elevation

Elevation

Elevation

Dear  Elevation,
I have no clue what you just said. The only sentence I recognized was You shoot me from a gun I like guns.
-Mitzy


Elevaaation

Hold Him Hostage!

I need some information that will lead to my capture of tim... a fish, one of your recent associates.

Tim... a mamal

Dear Tim... a mamal, 

I would look on a Tim social networking site. Tim... a gerbil may be able to help, I've used him before. This photo might help:

-Mitzy

Image via Wikipedia

Sleep With One Eye Open

Dear Mitzy,

My son read your blog, and is now deathly afraid that you will come in the night and kill him. Will you?

Concerned Guy. Maryland
 
Dear Concerned Guy,
Read the title.
- Mitzy

BREAKING NEWS

Dear Mitzy,

BREAKING NEWS (according to Yahoo): MEN MAKE FASHION MISTAKES!
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/you-voted-men-s-biggest-fashion-crimes-are-ed-hardy-socks-with-sandals-baggy-jeans-2009624/#photoViewer=1

LOVE,
MRS. ALL CAPS FASHION YAHOO LADY, Des Moines, Iowa

Dear MRS. ALL CAPS FASHION YAHOO LADY,
I don't really get this. It is not a question, but, I will give you some advice. Find something you can actually call news and maybe look for some more interesting that would make a good headline.

This is the first time I have ever had a question for the sender. Anyway, How many people voted?
-Mitzy
- Mitzy

Anger Issues

Dear mitzy:
I HATE YOUR #$@%

I can't believe that your $%^# mitzy website is more popular than mine. My question is this, how should I kill you, you %$#@ $%#@!#$!

The guy with anger problems, NYC

Dear The Guy with anger problems,
I suggets that you don't kill me, but here is how you would do it. First locate me by asking me politely.
then show up at my house and start to burn my house down. Hopefully I will be in there.
- Mitzy

Bunnies and Pistols

Dear Mitzy,

I have had a recent breakup with my boyfriend, he broke up with me because he knew I was going to breakup with him. So he lied to my friends and said he didn't know me!!! How can I get REVENGE?!
- Boyfriendless

Dear Boyfriendless,
Well the best way to do it is to publically humiliate him by forcing him into a bunny costume before you shoot him down. Wear a mask of course!
Mitzy