I'm Not Good With Big Words :(

Do you share my opinion that hoarding money gives one long-term unsatisfaction and depression?

Des mois guy in Des Mois, Iowa 

Dear Des Mois Guy,

ehhhh... sure.

-Mitzy

You Want Feedbacks?

Hi there blogger!

Just visited your "MitzyCares" blog and I was super impressed by its design and content. We started our site Lookville.com not too long ago. It's a place for people to have discussions, share tips, and ask questions about fashion. It's been going great so far and I would love to have you on it! check it out if you're interested:

And we would love to hear your feedbacks.

Ciao!
- Miranda B.

Dear Miranda B.,

I'm glad you're "super impressed" with my blog, but I really don't care about lookville.com. By the way, you will not be hearing my "feedbacks" anytime soon.

-Mitzy

PS- you're email was in my junk inbox

More Than I Can Count...

How many different people have written to you, thousnds, hundreds, 5?  

Name not shown

Dear Name not shown,

ehhh... a lot?
-Mitzy

So Many Questions...

Oh no! I have influenza type B and strep throat. Also, I have a question about bubbles.

Anitionalkidrahems in  London, the country that london  is in

Dear Anonymous,

I'm sorry about your influenza type B and strep throat. There is no question about bubbles here. I don't know whatever a anitio... oh whatever, is. What about London?

So, from that I got that you were sick, you are curious about bubbles. Also, I looked up Anitionalkidrahems and there are no Google matches, not one. And you are in England.

-Mitzy

The Art of Giving a Dog a Hot Dog covered in Anti-Freeze

Sorry if your questions from this week aren't answered Mitzy and her associates are going to a convention called "The Art of Giving a Dog a Hot Dog covered in Anti-Freeze" in DC. We will be back on Saturday.
-Mitzy

Hehe...

Is it true you are possessed by the dark and powerful egyptian goddess Mitzaous?


Dear Anonymous,
Only on the weekends.
-Mitzy (aka Mitzaous)

I Once Had A Slave...

What should I do if there is some over-sized pothead that hangs out in front off  my locker every 6th period right before Algebra when I need my books the most

Scared in new hampshire

Dear Scared,

Well what shouldn't you do? Potheads can be fun to mess around with. Next time, ask him to bring you you're books and be your own, personal slave. Good luck!

-Mitzy

Friendly Wolves!

I'm cold and there are wolves after me


Dear Cold,
The best thing to do would be to try to make friends with them. try shaking their paw and see their reaction. If that doesn't work out, you are too late.
-Mitzy

My Ninjas Will Hunt You Down.

Dear Mitzy,

I have written to you many times and you haven't responded. What gives you freaking jerk?

Dear Anonymous,

I don't like being called bad names. There will be my personal army of ninjas at your front door in less than 24 hours.

Mitzy

Spanish is Old. Seychellois Creole is the New Fad!

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the spanish alphabet has changed    

nyay  waco, TX

Dear nyay,

What is the point of knowing spanish? I find knowing Seychellois Creole (look it up.) more useful to know.
-Mitzy

I Like Dogs.

Wazzup M

Wares yo fav spot to chillax? 





Dear Anonymous,
Chihuahua, Mexico. The dog is cool and I get cheap drugs... and some illegal weapons. :)

"Vacationing"

Sorry! I'm back. I was a convicted felon on the run... wait ehhh I mean I was vacationing in Hawaii. Anyway, I'm back!

Yay!!!

I have some stuff that I don't want, do you want it?

Dear ____,

Sure. Only if it includes lethal weapons!!!

Mitzy

I'm Just a Bit Short...

Dear Mitzy I know you did that action with that object to that person. I know the reason you did it, so give me $5009.87 or else I will tell the law enforcement.


Dear anonymous,
I know what you're talking about... very specific. I would give you the money but I only have saved up $5009.86 for this type of occasion. Sorry!
-Mitzy

Do Llama's Really Like to Eat Gerbils?

Image by VIDYO via Flickr

What is this supposed to mean? I think it includes the symbolization of life and death, the creation of man and the fall down of us. Or maybe it simply means llama's like to eat gerbils. What do you think?

- Doris,
Perplexed in Pitsburgh

Dear Doris,
I have very deep feelings on this one too. It looks like someone is pouring water over a flower. I think it symbolizes, well nothing.

-Mitzy

Die

Dear Mitzy,

Hallo! Ich bin es, derjenige, der Beiträge in deutscher Sprache! Die WM war ein Fehlschlag, aber es war nicht schrecklich. Sie alle werden vor dem Zorn des Paulus die Octopus sterben!Ich liebe es, in einem Octupus 'Garden singen! Im Schatten!
Anyway, ich kann einige knacken?
Love,
Der große Führer der deutsch-österreichischen halbautonomen Region


Dear, Der große Führer der deutsch-österreichischen halbautonomen Region,
Singen in the schatten! Singen in the schatten! Die Paulus! Die! I also have a knack for engines! As you can tell, I know German!
- Mitzy

Prison Breakout!!!

dear  Mitzy

 i am in jail for doing drugs. my prison cell is very poorly built, and after a rainstorm, a huge hole appeared in it. this poses a question, should i stay in, or escape and let "the man" hunt me down.

sad prisoner in washington D.C.

Dear Sad Prisoner,

What are you waiting for? Jump out of that hole and grab the nearest gun! Shoot down everyone in your way even your buddy, Turdet. If you want the world to see your success, turn a recording of it to the police by hand. They will understand...

- Mitzy

BREAKING NEWS

Dear Mitzy,

BREAKING NEWS (according to Yahoo): MEN MAKE FASHION MISTAKES!
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/you-voted-men-s-biggest-fashion-crimes-are-ed-hardy-socks-with-sandals-baggy-jeans-2009624/#photoViewer=1

LOVE,
MRS. ALL CAPS FASHION YAHOO LADY, Des Moines, Iowa

Dear MRS. ALL CAPS FASHION YAHOO LADY,
I don't really get this. It is not a question, but, I will give you some advice. Find something you can actually call news and maybe look for some more interesting that would make a good headline.

This is the first time I have ever had a question for the sender. Anyway, How many people voted?
-Mitzy
- Mitzy

omg! Like Iowa.

dear mitzy
me and my like bff r like 16 and were like goin 2 iowa like n a motel with like no cell service omg what should i like do n iowa there is like nothin 2 do up there like what should i like do
tiffany la
btw my parents are like with us omg ikr

Dear Tiffany in L.A.,
I think you should enjoy the outdoors. Forget about your cellular telephone and play outside with your best friend forever. No electronics. Hope I helped!
-Mitzy

"In" Crowd

Mitzy,
I have a problem. I want to be part of the "in" crowd  at my high school. But, all of them smoke pot and steal from their parents liquor cabinets. What can I do to be popular? Please help.
-Wanting to be the It Girl, South Carolina

Dear Wanting to be the It Girl,
If you really want to be popular you have to ditch your old friends who are not cool and hang out with the "in" crowd. To fit in you should definitely smoke pot and steal from your parents liqour cabinet.
- Mitzy