About Mitzy

Mitzy is one of America's foremost online advice columnists. Her opinions are respected by leaders around the globe. She accepts letters from anybody with issues about life, school, etc.


Mitzy has many celebrity clientele including Lady Gaga, Charlie from the Youtube video, iPod Human, Mr. Squirrel, and others I would be shot to mention who use code names for questions.


More Information Asked By a Client:

Name: Mitzy (you should know that by now)
Age: Why do you want to know?
Birthday: July 21
College: Never went  Harvard
Major: Blogging...?
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Book: Mr. Bat, Don’t Hurt That Cat!
Favorite Movie: Mitzy: A Minor Motion Picture
Favorite Food: Squirrel
Favorite Quote: “If you see a squirrel with a bazooka, run to Mexico.”
My favorite links
  • mitzycares.blogspot.com (duh)
  • melaniedoesntcare.blogspot.com



Remember, Mitzy Cares®!