I'm changing that.

on the  bottom of your blog it says  "2010"  its 2011 why haven't you changed it 

           love,

 Luke sheldon mayor of Luketown lake

Dear Luke shel.. whatever,

because i like 2010 better! Yeah, that's why. Maybe.

-Mitzy

Hibernation Awakened! (it rhymes, ok!)

zzzz......
(smack).............
knife............
facelift.........
stab............
wound.........
burn alive......

kill...........

ritual dance.......

ice cream.....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

yawn...........

Mitzy has awakened from her spring hibernation! I'm now back on, and if there has been anything I missed, it will be answered now. Now here is a picture that came up on my "Zemanta Assistant" Media Gallery.

Image by Getty Images via @daylife

The Pen is Dead

What happens if you put a pen into a really high powered pencil sharpener that's electric

Dave guy in Goron

Dear Dave guy,

I haven't tried it, but (i think) it will blow up! Yay! Blowing up stuff is fun!

-Mitzy

Yay!!!

Mitzy has reached 100 posts! Comment on why the number 100 is awesome!!!
-Mitzy

Yay!!! There Isn't Timeo On My Hands!

I sent you a question and you answered it a few hours later. You must have a lot of free timeo n your hands.

Hal 8999 in Oregon, de Portland.

Dear Hal 8999,

Yes, I do answer questions quickly. But I don't know what timeo is, whatever it is, it's not on my hands.

-Mitzy

Hehe...

Is it true you are possessed by the dark and powerful egyptian goddess Mitzaous?


Dear Anonymous,
Only on the weekends.
-Mitzy (aka Mitzaous)

I'm Just a Bit Short...

Dear Mitzy I know you did that action with that object to that person. I know the reason you did it, so give me $5009.87 or else I will tell the law enforcement.


Dear anonymous,
I know what you're talking about... very specific. I would give you the money but I only have saved up $5009.86 for this type of occasion. Sorry!
-Mitzy

Do You Have Crazy Cat Restraining Neighbors?

Help Mitzy!!!
My cat has been stalking my neighbors. It wasn't a problem until they filed a restraining order... on my cat.
What should I do?
-Cat Crazy in CT

Dear Cat Crazy,
You might want to try sitting down and talking with your neighbor about your feelings and your cat's feelings or, you could do it the Mitzy way. The Mitzy way involves wrapping your neighbors house in toilet paper, humiliating him/her on a social networking site (Facebook, Twitter, MySpace) or on a blog. Then, you file a restraining order on THEM... (First find a good reason)
-Mitzy

Just a Few Requirements...

give me paperclips!




Dear _____,
Did you know that we are now selling paperclips in the MitzyStore? Check it out! Plus, if you buy one today, you get another FREE!
-Mitzy

Apparently Coke=Coca Cola, Not Coke=Cocaine

Dear Mitzy,

Did you know that Coke® strives to refresh the world? They also work by the values of leadership, monopolization, and rationalization. As well as that, they are part of a large scale recycling project. Also, Dr Pepper® sucks. To learn more about Coke® and other products of the Coca-Cola Company®, go to http://www.coke.com/ (ask your parent's permission before going online!).

Dave U., someplace

   

Dear Dave,

I thought you were on to something there, Then I realized you were talking about the beverage, Coca-Cola, not cocaine. Oh well.

Do Llama's Really Like to Eat Gerbils?

Image by VIDYO via Flickr

What is this supposed to mean? I think it includes the symbolization of life and death, the creation of man and the fall down of us. Or maybe it simply means llama's like to eat gerbils. What do you think?

- Doris,
Perplexed in Pitsburgh

Dear Doris,
I have very deep feelings on this one too. It looks like someone is pouring water over a flower. I think it symbolizes, well nothing.

-Mitzy

I Shoot You

High, higher than the sun


You shoot me from a gun

I need you to elevate me here

At the corner of your lips

As the orbit of your hips

Eclipse

You elevate my soul



I've got no self control

Been living like a mole now

Going down, excavation

I lie in the sky

You make me feel like I can fly

So high

El-Elevation



A star

Lit up like a cigar

Strung out like a guitar

Maybe you can educate my mind



Explain all these controls

Can't sing but I've got soul

The goal is elevation



A mole

Digging in a hole

Digging up my soul now

Going down, excavation



I and I in the sky

You make me feel like I can fly

So high

Elevation



Love

Lift me up from out of these blues

Won't you tell me something true

I believe in you



A mole

Diggin' in a hole

Diggin' up my soul now

Going down, excavation



I lie in the sky

You make me feel like I can fly

So high

El-Elevation



Elevation

Elevation

Elevation

Dear  Elevation,
I have no clue what you just said. The only sentence I recognized was You shoot me from a gun I like guns.
-Mitzy


Elevaaation

Bathing Zombies

I think I see a zombie in my towel. Should I shoot it or give it graham crackers?
-Bored Sweetie

Dear Bored Sweetie,
Have you ever heard of a hippie on the side of the road?
- Mitzy
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Huh?

Greetenulitory thanks for effodicegletly redanegally respondeeting to my associate, texarcana 3645. This is texarcana 4913 And I woulsd like to effinegly, depositorily solicit information from the seemingly genegous lagatony of refomist informatory propagandalation. Are you (Mitzy) simply a small minded negotiator of neodesmolation? Have you ever cantrolled a major/great inuit? Have you written your fill of negloshglobin. Are you a bad man?

 texarcana 4913

Dear whatever,

No I'm a nice woman Everyone likes me! 

-Mitzy heheehee

Hold Him Hostage!

I need some information that will lead to my capture of tim... a fish, one of your recent associates.

Tim... a mamal

Dear Tim... a mamal, 

I would look on a Tim social networking site. Tim... a gerbil may be able to help, I've used him before. This photo might help:

-Mitzy

Image via Wikipedia

No + Yay = Nyay

is Nyay a word? What does it mean?

Dear Friend,
Yes nyay is a word. Haven't you heard it before? It consists of being very happy and saying, "Yay!" whenever denied. It's like a squirrel.
-Mitzy

Ohh Bulldog...

dear mitzy,

I am the quarterback on the varsity football team and the toughest kid around! but the other guys on the team laugh at me because i sleep with a soothing shea butter on my feet with chenille socks to make them feel soft, warm, and fuzzy. I've tried cooking them on a grill, eating their pudding, and even stealing their teddy bear but nothing has worked!!! what should i do?
smiles and sunshine,
Bulldog

Dear bulldog,
get a life.
mitzy

Revenge

Dear Mitzy,


I have a very good friend who I invited to a large party celebrating a decade in
our city. However, she didn't show up, and I'm devastated. What should I do?

From,
Name Withheld

Dear Name Withheld,
I am going to make this short and easy. Destroy her.
- Mitzy

Straight A Kid

My son has been acting up lately. I tried smacking him with my belt and making him stare at History Channel 24/7 without blinking. But, he is still getting straight A's on his report card! How should I disipline him?
- McKenzie The Mom in Montana

Dear McKenzie the Mom,
Disown him. Let him live in a trailor park in North Dakota! He will be much better off there, and out of your life forever. Usually I don't say this, but no more violence is neccessary.
- Mitzy the Un-Mom

Obsessed

I am really obsessed about this girl in my school! I want to spend every second with her, I even followed her home from school and sat outside her bedroom window until 3 am! What should I do Mitzy?
- Stalking my Love

Hello Stalking my Love! Here is what you should do. Confess to her that you have been stalking her and she will see your love for her and everything will be allright!
-Mitzy