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Item 1: Mr. Bat, Don’t Hurt That Cat!: a Classic Tale of Deception, Lies,
Horror, Cats, and More Deception
“I have never read a children’s story more horrifying than this atrocity. “Mitzy”, whoever she is, should be… [a good person]” --The New York Times Book Review
NOTE: Not recommended for children, teens, the elderly, those who are pregnant or may be pregnant, or have a heart or back condition.
$89.99 (book only)
$569.99 (deluxe box set – includes special features such as a guide to the story, Oh, That Crazy Cat: The Mr. Bat Story, and a special cat-abuse set for the little ones)
Please direct orders to:
mitzycares@gmail.com
Item 2: Paperclips
Buy yours today for a small price of only 19.99 (plus shipping, processing, and handling)! If you email within the next 2 minutes we will give you one for FREE (plus additional shipping, processing, and handling)! Order yours today!
Please direct orders to:
mitzycares@gmail.com
Item 3: Squirrel Avenger 3000
How many times have you encountered a squirrel with a bazooka, knife, or any other lethal weapons? Well, no more danger! Carry the Squirrel Avenger 3000 around with you and any squirrel in your presence will be avenged!!!
Similar products have been sold for over $100. But, you can get your own for only 2 payments of $99.99! Call now and receive 2 Squirrel Avenger 3000 for only 3 payments!
Please direct all orders to:
Item 2: Paperclips
Buy yours today for a small price of only 19.99 (plus shipping, processing, and handling)! If you email within the next 2 minutes we will give you one for FREE (plus additional shipping, processing, and handling)! Order yours today!Please direct orders to:
mitzycares@gmail.com
Item 3: Squirrel Avenger 3000
Similar products have been sold for over $100. But, you can get your own for only 2 payments of $99.99! Call now and receive 2 Squirrel Avenger 3000 for only 3 payments!
Please direct all orders to:
mitzycares@gmail.com
