HELP! My spanish teacher showed my son Muzzy, and he is emotionally scarred for life! All day he stays locked up in his room, with no lights on and the shades closed. Whenever the cat enters, he yells "stop gambling, stop it!" and hits it over the head with a stick. Whenever he sees anything the shape of a bear, he smashes the glass and jumps out of our 20th story apartment. This has happened several times. How can I stop from going bankrupt!
Mother in New York, New York
Dear Mother,
Let your kid sit in a pitch black room with the cat and a lot of windows. Do this until he can overcome his fears of Muzzy. He might also like for you to buy him Muzzy videos. If the cat is unappreciative of this new attention, fly him to Las Vegas. If your kid does not react well, let him jump through the window, and don't fix it. He will get tired of it or die eventually.
Mitzy
thanks mitzy! I hope my son survives his trip to los vegas
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