April 6, 2010

Bunnies and Pistols

Dear Mitzy,

I have had a recent breakup with my boyfriend, he broke up with me because he knew I was going to breakup with him. So he lied to my friends and said he didn't know me!!! How can I get REVENGE?!
- Boyfriendless

Dear Boyfriendless,
Well the best way to do it is to publically humiliate him by forcing him into a bunny costume before you shoot him down. Wear a mask of course!
Mitzy

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