Toes

Dear Mitzy,

Summer is here and that means it's time for sandals! What color should I paint my sweet little toes????
Don't Want to be Tacky Toes in Texas!

Dear Don't Want to be Tacky Toes in Texas,
I would suggest finding a good designer to paint you smoking pot on you biggest toes. They others should all have beer bottles. (including your fingers!)
- Mitzy