The Office

Help Mitzy! I am stuck in an office with lunatics! They actually work instead of running aroung in circles with a brick. What should I do?
- Normal in the Office, NYC

Dear Normal in the Office,
I think what you are referring to is brick roulette. It is very fun, I must say. There are many games you can play with a brick, like brick tag and duck, duck, BRICK! I think you should keep it up, and maybe you can teach your coworkers to be a little more normal.
-Mitzy