July 10, 2010

Easy Bake - Fun or Horror?

Dear Mitzy,

My brother got an easy bake for his birthday, and now he is making "soup" out of melted chocolate, rice milk (a milk made out of rice), ritz crackers, flour, corn, more chocolate, salt, chives, water, sugar, cheese, blueberries, dry ice, normal ice, powdered sugar, whipped cream, and some kind of unrecognizable green stuff. Should I burn it before he makes me eat some?
the small E

Dear the small E,
Really? All you thought about was burning it? First, I think you should stab it with knifes. Then you can burn it.
- Mitzy

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