To Whom It May Concern,
It is my duty to inform you that you have been nominated by the National
Conglomerate of Advice Columnists, Syndicated Senior Caregivers, Gardening
Experts, and Psychics for one of our national awards! You have been nominated in
the category of Advice Columnists - Online - Niche - Below 10,000 Hits/Year -
Non-English or Other!
To accept your nomination, you must contact one of your executives to confirm
that you are a resident of the United States and do not currently face felony
charges. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Thad C. Stimbleton, Award Ceremony Commisioner
Well thank you Thad!
If this is enough, I confirm that I am a resident of the USA and I don't have a criminal record. You know, this isn't a question; I don't even care how you write with such lameness. For anybody out there that doesn't know, today it is my birthday! And no Thad, I will not contact one of my executives.
- Mitzy
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