Dear Mitzy,
Hi I live out on my big ole farm with myself and my humming birds and frogs. I was wondering if you wanted to Mary me so we could raise humming birds and frogs together and name our kids Turdette and Turdita? I'll buy you some arrival/welcome meth
- Myself, Big Ole Farm
Dear Myself,
I'm glad you struck ole! I don't date or Mary people that raise humming birds. Frogs I'm okay with! So, I think you should wait for me outside your ole farm with a paper sack over you head! Don't worry, I won't be there.
- Mitzy
Mitzy... my love, I shot all of my humming birds for you! Please, please, please come Mary me!!! I have already maade a family portrait and bought you some meth!
ReplyDeleteOkay, go ahead and stand outside your big ole farm with a bag over your head and like I said before, don't worry I won't be there!
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